Haiku! (Gesundheit!)

A call from the school
Then a trip to the E.R.
Makes any day suck

Fall on the playground
The spinning merry-go-round
Now not so merry

One sprained ankle and
No medical insurance
That’s perfect timing

Dental appointment
Phase two of a root canal
On the same damn day

Is it getting worse?
Two shitty weeks in a row?
Fuck you, September.

Muscle relaxer
A dose of hydrocodone
Mom’s down for the count.

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17 Responses to Haiku! (Gesundheit!)

  1. Danielle says:

    Well Shit! Shitty September, that’s what we’ll call it.

    So sorry for your shitty September. (should be on the cover of a hallmark greeting card, don’t you think?)

    Thinking of you.

    -D

  2. CircusKelli says:

    Oh no! Sweetie, I’m SO sorry…

    Muscle relaxer, a dose of hydrocodone — Um, got any extra? I’m thinking it might help my family deal with me better lately… you know, if *I* take it…

  3. ACK! EFF YOU SEPTEMBER!

    Looks like you need more hugs than I do right now. {{HUGS}}

  4. Amber says:

    OMGosh you are sooo right!

    This has been a shitty September! That BITCH!! That fucking bitch!

    I believe it’s high time to pack up and leave September in the dust. When she comes around next year, we aren’t haven’ that anymore.

    I am sooo going to send you chocolate. Because, that is just so wrong.

    Also, love and hugs to you and I hope big boy is feeling better.

  5. CircusKelli says:

    “Hot Fudge Brownie Sundae… Party of Two…”

  6. psumommy says:

    Oh, icky icky icky! Just think- October will be here soon, and we all know how October is waaaaay better than September!

  7. Amber says:

    Psumommy is right.

    Remember? October gives you CANDY!

  8. Squirl says:

    September is sucking for me in a big way, too. It’s almost done, almost done, almost done…

    Love and hugs… 🙂

  9. kalki says:

    Trip to the ER?! Is everyone okay???

    Fuck you, September, INDEED.

  10. kalki says:

    ps – The title cracked me up. 🙂

  11. Oh dear. That doesn’t sound good at all.

  12. Susie says:

    Catching up here. Cheez, honey, I hope things are turning around. Hang on. September ends soon. Hey, it’s a short one! That’s good . . .
    It’s a wonder more people don’t “go insurance,” you know, like “going postal?” Insurance companies are EXASPERATING to deal with.

  13. Rick says:

    Came over from Scott’s

    Light at the end of tunnel

    You have sympathy

  14. lauren says:

    (excuse the childish email)
    i read one of your posts titled “remember when SNL was funny?” and you said “the lady bugg, the bug-meister, etc.
    do you remember any more name plays richard laymer did? it would be really great if you could get back to me on this. thankyou!

  15. Closet Metro says:

    October is coming. Rip September out of the calendar.

  16. […] …we’ve made four trips to the E.R. – one in September for Miss Attitude’s sprained ankle, and three in this month alone: two visits – two weeks apart – to the local E.R. for Deputy Dad’s kidney stone troubles (documented here and here), and one to the E.R. in [larger town an hour away, where we go for shopping and doctor visits] for Miss Attitude’s chest x-ray, which confirmed her pneumonia diagnosis. […]

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