Pillow Talk

Talking to Deputy Dad, who’s cleaning house today, on his day off:

Baby, there is nothin’. sexier. than a man with a toilet brush in his hand.

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16 Responses to Pillow Talk

  1. scott says:

    What about a man with a toilet brush clutched in his teeth like a rose? Sexier? It isn’t? Oh, okay.

    You’re right. That’s kinda gross, now that I think about it.

    Hello, LadyBug.

  2. CircusKelli says:

    Hmm… I dunno… have him try out the vacuum cleaner, the mop, the washing machine and the sinkful of dirty dishes, just to make sure…

  3. LadyBug says:

    Hello, Scott. I should’ve mentioned that the sexiness lies not in the toilet brush itself; rather, the man’s sexiness is in direct proportion to his willingness to use the toilet brush as nature intended according to the manufacturer’s specifications.

    You may not even believe this, CircusKelli, because it is almost too good to be true, but…Deputy Dad DID try out ALL of those things today, which has of course propelled him to the absolute PINNACLE of sexiness. ROWR. (He’s now moved on to the yardwork. That’s right. Housework AND yardwork IN ONE DAY. ROWR again.)

  4. CircusKelli says:

    And you’re BLOGGING about it, rather than taking advantage of all that sexiness?!

    Or yeah… maybe wait until he’s all through, huh? 🙂 Rawr indeed…

  5. GRRRRR, baby! Especially when he’s cleaning all of his nasty squirts off with it.

    Too much info? Yeah, um sorry. Hey, look over there. Something shiny!

  6. kalki says:

    Well, now I know why you went home for lunch today. 😉

  7. LadyBug says:

    That’s right, CircusKelli. I’ll wait until he’s all through AND showered, because scrubbing toilets and then doing yardwork = SWEATY GROSSNESS. But once he’s squeaky clean again? ROWR.

    What, Undercover Mutha? Where? Oooh, SHINY!

    To make sure he was ON TASK, kalki! 🙂

  8. psumommy says:

    That is oh-so-true! I also find my hubby doing the dishes sexy. And bathing the children. I’ve never seen mine hold a toilet brush though. Sigh.

  9. LadyBug says:

    You should tell him how sexy it would make him, psumommy. Promising sexual favors seems to help, too. 😉

  10. dawn says:

    OMG NO WAY!!!

    NO WAY!
    NO WAY!

    I said the exact same thing to Phil on Sunday. Except he said, yes there is, because if it WAS the sexiest thing all janitors would be getting laid.

    I replied back- Ok, then there is nothing sexier than a man with a toilet brush in his hand in his own house.

    Too funny!

  11. dawn says:

    Oh, check out his second to last post if you can- phildo at phildo dot org

    the title is: my everything hurts today.

    I do love a man that does housework!

  12. Squirl says:

    There’s nothing as sexy as a man who shares the housework, no doubt about it. 🙂

  13. LadyBug says:

    That’s hilarious, Dawn! What a weird coincidence. I’ll have to go check out Phil’s post.

    :o) to you too, Danielle.

    True dat, Squirl. True dat. 🙂

  14. Closet Metro says:

    you’re evil, using your charms like that.

  15. LadyBug says:

    I prefer to think of it as resourceful, Metro, wherein resourceful is defined as using what you’ve got to get what you want.

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