Last night I listed a bunch of the girls’ outgrown clothes on eBay. This morning I checked email and found a question from a buyer about a sweatshirt I listed. She asked, quote, “Could you tell me the measurements from shoulder to hem .. shoulder to cuff .. and armpit to armpit?”
My uncensored, gut reaction was, Lady, I listed it for ninety-nine fucking cents. I’m pretty sure it’s not worth my time to measure the damn thing.
I may be a tad premenstrual.