I feel like a defective typewriter.
Updated to answer your questions:
1. No, that’s not what I’m saying.
2. Yes, I am saying that other thing.
3. No, I haven’t done that yet. I’m giving it a few more days.
4. Because I had my tubes tied after Big Boy was born, that’s why.
5. Holy shit, I hope not. I don’t think I could handle it.