Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity

March 19, 2006

I took a long, hot shower…

used my apricot facial scrub,

my coconut-scented shampoo and conditioner,

my apple-scented bath gel,

and my Melon Splash shave gel.

Then I slathered myself in Almond Body Butter,

and put on my Satin Pear deodorant.




I smell like a giant fruit salad.