Weather or not…

February 16, 2006

The forecasted high this afternoon in Small Town, Texas, is 80°F.

The high yesterday afternoon was 84°F.

Tomorrow’s forecast shows a HIGH of 35°F.

The weather here has more mood swings than a premenstrual teenager. The forecast may as well read, “Utterly unpredictable, with a 75% chance of sick children.”

Sigh.

On a lighter note, a coworker just forwarded me a joke that made me – literally – laugh out loud, so I thought I’d share it with you all. (No offense to you blonde bombshells out there.)

A blonde called her boyfriend and said, “Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get it started.”

Her boyfriend asked, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?” The blonde said, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a tiger.”

Her boyfriend decided to go over and help with the puzzle. She let him in and showed him where she had the puzzle spread out all over the table.

He studied the pieces for a moment, then looked at the box.

He turned to her and said, “First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger.”

He took her hand and said, “Second, I want you to relax. Let’s have a nice cup of hot chocolate and then…………”

He sighed.

“Then……let’s put all these frosted flakes back in the box.”

Hee.

Happy Almost Friday, everyone!

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