The Drama Queen told me an original joke this morning. It’s not the first joke she’s made up, but it’s the first one to combine two important qualities: (1) it makes sense, and (2) it’s funny. (Well, funny to a third-grader and her mama, anyway.)
What would a puppy be if you shaved a little bit of hair off of him?
A little bear!
(If you didn’t get it, go back and say the punchline out loud. It’s a homonym! A pun! A play on words! Hee!)