Deputy Dad: …I’m kind of looking forward to being more ‘dressed up’ and wearing a tie.
LadyBug: [Incredulous look] You. Are. Kidding. Me.
DD: No, really.
LB: I remember you giving me explicit instructions not to BURY you in a tie.
DD: Well, now, THAT may still stand.
LB: Baby, I’m burying you in a Speedo* and nothing else, ’cause THAT’S what I want you to be wearing when I get to heaven.
. . .
*Deputy Dad does not now own, nor has he ever owned, a
marble bag Speedo.