The Drama Queen: J [Class clown in her second grade class] will eat ANYTHING!
Miss Attitude: Really? Will he eat ANCHOBIES?1
The Drama Queen: I don’t know. Maybe.
Miss Attitude: What about WOCKA MOLLY?2
The Drama Queen: Yeah. Prob’ly.
A legend, for those of you without children, and therefore without a built-in Star Trek translator thingamabob: