This morning Baby Boy woke up with the worst documented case of baby bedhead in the history of the world.
He had a bath last night and went to bed smelling heavenly and looking fabulous. But when he got up this morning, he looked like the love child of Lyle Lovett and Don King.
Just as I was starting to believe all that hype about alien abductions, Deputy Dad rolled out of bed.
Ah, yes. That explains everything.