Mother of the Year Award

February 24, 2005

I read an article in Parents magazine the other day (yes, I read Parents magazine. Shut up.) titled “10 Things You Taught Your Baby Today.” It mentioned things like, “When you responded to my cries, I learned I can depend on you.”

Here’s what I taught Baby Boy today:

“I learned that when I start fussing because I’m sitting in a diaper full of poop, you’ll totally misread my signals and keep stuffing Cheerios in my mouth.”