The Drama Queen’s little friend, K, has been out of school with THE FLU (that should be read as the voice of Doom and Gloom, coming from Mt. Strike-Your-Kids-Down-With-Nasty-and-Highly-Contagious-Illnesses). I asked The Drama Queen this afternoon if K was back at school today.
Drama Queen: No. Now she has a stomach bug.
Me: Are you sure? ‘Cause I know she had the stomach flu.
Drama Queen: No. She has a stomach bug now.
Me: Oh, really?
Drama Queen: Yeah. If she doesn’t get better soon, it could turn into cancer or ammonia.