Dear Complaint Department:
So…yeah…umm…about today… It…umm…totally did NOT work for me. In fact, it really, really sucked. I hereby request a do-over. With…umm…a stand-in Mom? A stunt double? Maybe? Because, geez, I am abso-fucking-lutely exhausted.
Sincerely yours,
LadyBug
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Dear Guy In the White Truck Who Ran the Fucking Stop Sign and Almost Ran Me Over:
I was not waving at you. I was trying my damndest not to flip you off.
Up yours,
LadyBug
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Dear September:
You suck. I mean, you really fucking suck. You suck so much that you’ve actually got me using the F-word. Me! The freaking F-Word! I cannot fucking wait until October shows up to kick your sorry ass to the curb.
Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out,
LadyBug
September 26, 2006 at 9:43 am
I know I shouldn’t giggle, but there is something so beautiful about the words “Up yours - LadyBug”
October HAS to be better, right?
September 26, 2006 at 12:14 pm
It’s like we’re leading the same life twice.
September 26, 2006 at 3:30 pm
October will be fucking awesome! (oops, can I say that on your blog??)
If it’s not, come with me to Miami at the end of October — the code for the airport there is “MIA”. That CAN’T be a coincidence…
September 26, 2006 at 6:01 pm
Dear September,
Lick ‘em.
September 26, 2006 at 6:26 pm
So many balld hedded monkey hugs to give and so little time!
When it all goes crazy and the thrill is gone,
Days get rainy and the nights get long,
When you get that feeling you were born to lose,
Starin’ at your ceiling, thinking of your blues.
When there’s so much trouble that you want to cry
The world has crumbled and you don’t know why,
When you hopes are fading and they can’t be found,
Dreams have left you waiting, friends have let you down.
Just remember I love you,
and it will be all right
Just remember I love you,
more than I can say,
Maybe then your blues will fade away…
When you need a lover and you’re down so low,
You start to wonder but you’ll never know,
When it feels like sorrow is your only friend,
Knowing that tomorrow you’ll feel this way again.
When the blues come calling at the break of dawn,
Rain keeps falling, but the rainbow’s gone,
When you feel like crying, but the tears won’t come,
When your dreams are dying, when you’re on the run.
Just remember I love you,
and it will be all right
Just remember I love you,
more than I can say,
Just remember I love you,
and it will be all right,
It’ll be all right,
It’ll be all right
- Girl.A and her balld hedded monkey
September 26, 2006 at 7:27 pm
::dragging September by the ear::
What did I TELL you about bothering my blogfriends?! Ever since you’ve been hanging with August, you’ve caused nothing but trouble. Shoo! Skedaddle! GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE.
September 27, 2006 at 9:08 am
oh honey.
damn sept to hell.
hug hug ladybug.
September 27, 2006 at 1:09 pm
I’ve put September into a time-out on my basement stairs…and when she comes out, I’ll make her apologize and clean up her mess, ok?
In the meantime, watch this http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=19788 It’ll help to bring those warm fuzzies back.
September 28, 2006 at 8:08 am
This just in… September is leaving in three days…
Hang in there, darlin.
September 28, 2006 at 11:18 am
Have I told you lately that I love you? Well, I do.
September 29, 2006 at 7:31 pm
September, your days are numbered.
September 30, 2006 at 4:59 pm
I’m with you. We should start an anti-September club, wherein we get cool t-shirts and get to throw pumpkins just for fun. ; )
September 30, 2006 at 10:06 pm
Psst… September will be history in less than two hours… Wooo!
October 2, 2006 at 9:23 pm
My cat has no safety training. She’s totally reckless. (It’s true! Someday I’ll catch chou-chou in action and show the world.)
(p.s. I hope you recognize those words…)
(p.p.s. smoooch)
October 3, 2006 at 1:19 pm
Suck it, September! SUCK! IT!
Yeah, I said it.